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Shrek happy to see Fionna doing well

Shrek, from the popular movie franchise, has thrown his quite large support behind his wife and princess of Ever After for mayor. Christine Quinn, ahem err, Princess Fionna has been in the front runner in NYC’s mayoral race for months now. But with the news of Shrek, Donkey and all the residents of the popular children’s movie franchise all supporting Fionna for mayor, it’s not too soon, in this reporters eyes, to say it’ll be Mayor Fionna in January.

UNCANNY!!

My new job

You can rent my place on airbnb!

DELUXE APT in Fort Greene can fit 4

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Dilla anthem

I just heard this j dilla track and it was gloriousJ Dilla Anthem

Analog porn

So we just had super storm sandy in New York and it really fucked shit up. I lost power and I didn’t know what to do, I was bored because everything that I do has something to do with electricity. And without it I had nothing, so I went into the basement and grabbed what had helped me through all those years before electricity had such a big hold on my life, my old porn collection.
So I got back upstairs with a big box of old school porn, all the greats; playboy, penthouse, score, juggs, and a few skanky ones, like skank, black tail, and frankly far too many Victoria’s Secret catalogs for one man. And I broke out my flashlight and started at it but it just wasn’t right, I’m trying to flip these FUCKING STUPID PAGES, and keep the light on this STUPID FUCKING MAGAZINE oh yeah and keep beating my dick! After about 10 minutes of futility and 3 FUCKING PAPER CUTS, I stopped and put my dick away, and threw away all that shit and it left me thinking
What the fuck am I supposed to do without Internet porn? I need super weird shit with sound and video! How can anyone survive without horrible porn videos to silence the monster?

One long night

The beginning of the night

The end of the night

Nannies

There’s apparently no entrance exam to be wealthy but I just don’t understand white rich people, I’m saying when rich people have a baby the first thing they do is hire a live-in nanny. But not Nanny McPhee or Mary Poppins, they hire the bright ass cross colours wearing loud as hell Jamaican nanny! Pussyclot! I don’t get why someone would leave their child, in it’s formative years with miss Cleo!! Gwan from herrrr, jah pussy-rasscloth, whaagwan? Next thing you know little white kids gonna be putting that shit on their resumes! In the interview; well I’m fluent in Spanish, Chinese, and jahmaycaan mi bredren! Gwan suck yah muddah! But now it makes perfect sense why little white babies are so damn ugly, fucking voodoo! Me wan fre give dis herrr rasscloth yout dem one bigass head, jah!!

All-Bar Game

Does anyone even care about the all-star game last night? National league BUSTED that American league ass but who the eff cares? They should just have the NL & AL participate in a bar fight or something more Amurican like a knife fight or an eating contest!

Sexism and shit

I REALLY have a problem with sexism and chauvinists. I mean too many guys are always saying sexist shit, like “bitches are crazy or women are good for nothing” and I I KNOW all that shit is true but WHY the hell are these motherfuckers blowing this shit up? Why don’t you just KNOW this and shut the fuck up and let them THINK that they’re NOT CRAZY, or that they’re GOOD FOR SOMETHING (more than sex), these motherfuckers are fucking up our shit by being all vocal!

Break up theft

If your partner leaves you and takes all the shit in your crib, they didn’t break up with you, they just robbed you and you need to call the police on that motherfucker.